⚠️ WARNING: PROJECT STATUS HAS ESCALATED PAST ALL REASONABLE LIMITS ⚠️
temu.racing
It was supposed to be a simple weekend trackday for a stag do. Then we bought four Mini Cooper R53s. This is the aftermath.

The Accidental Fleet

The Purple Car
Status: Whining Loudly

Purchased first. Set the benchmark for poor financial decision-making.

The Blue Car
Status: Needs Brake Pads

Bought because "we couldn't share just one car between everyone."

The Pale Blue Car
Status: Missing Trim Pieces

Acquired on a late-night marketplace scroll. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

The Grey Car
Status: Running (For Now)

The final piece of the grid. Brought along to make it an even four-way battle.

How It Escalated

Phase 1
The Innocent Idea
Someone suggested a trackday karting event for the stag do. Someone else counter-offered: "Why buy a kart session when we can buy an entire R53?"
Phase 2
The Multiplication Effect
Realized that sharing one car meant too much pitlane waiting. Found a second, then a third, and suddenly we owned a paddock.
Phase 3
The Domain Purchase
Bought temu.racing because if you own four matching broken track cars, you are legally a professional racing team.